Ted: Say, Bob, that's a swell topper! What kind is it?
Bob: It's a Stetson. I like yours, too. That jaunty
hatband really brings out the yellow in your features.
Ted: It's just a touch of hepatitis. Would you care to
see my boat?
Sven: Jack -- haven't seen you in ages! How's Betty?
Jack: Hrfmph crgn. Hard tar talk wrth thees pip en mar
Sven: I didn't quite get that. Could you stand a little